Opinion
In Bed with Billy: What Can Anal Sex Do for You?
By Billy Curtis, Sex Columnist
For scores, centuries and even millennia, women have been letting themselves be engaged in an act that is not only unnatural to their body, but painful when improperly experienced. I’ve always wondered why girls let their boyfriends, or just guys in general, do this to them.
A Disease Worse Than Swine Flu
By Justin Lalputan, Broadside Correspondent
Last year, the H1N1 virus, also known as “swine flu,” struck many countries worldwide. Americans especially have been filled with fear since the flu has struck campuses and communities nationwide. However, despite the so-called “imminent danger,” I think it’s time that Americans calmed down and took a logical look at the situation.
Two Party System Means Both Can’t Be Losers
By Brandon Minster, Broadside Correspondent
In America’s perpetual electioneering, the moment Barack Obama took the presidential oath of office the midterm election campaign began. Prognosticators make a living by discussing such things on cable news channels, often making up for a lack of insight with an overabundance of hot air.
Coywolves Prove Even Evolution Gets Bored
By Brandon Minster, Broadside Correspondent
Wolves are getting randy for coyotes at an alarmingly ever-increasing pace, and we have evolution to blame.
For readers unfamiliar with these animals, I’ll remind you that wolves are the direct ancestors of chihuahuas, and coyotes are used by cowboys as a pronunciation test of the claims to authenticity of other cowboys, much like English merchants making a suspected Dutch say “bread and cheese” in the Rising of 1381.
Global Warming: The Falsehood Coming to a Campus Near You
OPINION
The Lies and Deceptions You May Have Been Told
By Broadside Correspondent Alan Moore
I have been a graduate student at George Mason University for only a few short weeks but I have already heard more about the “indisputable fact” that global warming is caused by man more times than I ever heard as an undergraduate, and I’m not even studying the natural sciences.
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