Lunch Break: Not-So-Smart Athletes

By Connect Mason Sports Director Damien Sordelett

Daily items of interest from all over the news and blog feeds.

The life of an athlete includes many perks: mansions, sports cars, many ladies. Athletes, however, are not the smartest people in the world.

Last time anyone checked, a hotel pool is not a urinal on steroids.

Everyone's favorite sports network ESPN has had it's own problems. Text messages were never intended for showing off your johnson. Then again, your hand is kinda off limits to the hot women walking by. And never, ever, think that a hug is just that simple to a hot woman who thinks that you are a little too close.