How to Get Dirty In the Shower
Editor's Note: These daily positions are meant to inform. Don't continue to read if you're uncomfortable with gritty details...or stuffed animals in strange positions.
Spice up your morning or unwind after a long day with this steamy position.
Make sure the shower water is hot to loosen muscles and aid flexibility. Whoever's being penetrated should bend over directly in front of his or her partner, using the palms of the hands on the wall for support, to let his or her partner enter from behind either vaginally or anally. Hold onto his or her hips to keep your balance. The sensation of the water hitting your skin will help rev up both of your nerve endings and you can even use ice cubes to create an even more stimulating experience.
Try sliding the ice down the spine of the partner who's bent over. You can even use waterproof sex toys or a hand-held shower nozzle to add more excitement. Waterproof lubricant will also be sure to come in handy.
Safety first! If you don't already have treads or a bath mat on the floor of your shower, you can use a towel in a pinch to make sure that you both have traction while doing the deed.
Try an invigorating scent in a soap or body wash to make add yet another sensual dimension. You can find Caress Tahitian Renewal body wash or St. Ives Energizing Citrus body wash at Giant in University Mall.
Make sure your rubby ducky doesn't peek!
Level of difficulty: Moderate
stuffed animal s-e-x
now, would these stuffed animals really be compatible in a shower sex scene? the penguin has to want cold water, and the teddy must enjoy heat much more. i'm curious about the compatibility of their natural environments.
and let's not even get into the issue of avian/mammal copulation. : P
Simple
Grizzlies live all the way up to Alaska.
And they feed on Salmon, which is a cold water fish. They have enough fur and fat to hang out in cold water.
About the mammal-avian thing: the bear is actually a penguin. The penguin will find this out the next morning and be scarred for the rest of his life.
as the penguin turns
after the penguin discovers the bear's true species, he will drive his car off a cliff, nearly killing himself and in the process, losing his memory. the "bear", seeing the opportunity therein, will ingratiate himself with the penguin at his hospital bed and attempt to rekindle the spark. at which point, the penguin's ex, the otter, will burst into the hospital room crying out, "imposter!" and thoroughly confusing the penguin.
it goes on for a while, but in the end, all involved (including the otter's evil twin, "stefan") have a delightful "frolick" in a field of daisies while "so happy together" plays in the background.
HAHAHAHAHAHA You should
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You should write for the Broadside or Connect Mason. That is more creative then anything their writer's have written in three years.
I can't wait for the rest of this "Sex Week" stuff. At least we know what they do late at night in the Student Media offices to become such "experts".....
why thank you
why thank you very much. i actually write for connect mason on a regular basis and was broadside's news editor for the majority of 2007.
i suppose part of the problem is that news writing is not typically supposed to be "creative" (when you do show a little sarcasm people generally cry "bias"), thus some of my greater penguin sex related humor is left to waste at times.
After I read this article
My soul became so heavy it'll never rise to heaven!